Five doctors went on a duck hunt

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Five doctors went on a duck hunt: a GP , a Physician, a radiologist, a Surgeon, & a Pathologist .

After a while a bird came winging overhead , the GP raised his shotgun but didn't shoot and said "I think its a duck,but needs a second opinion..so let the physician shoot.."

The Physician also raised his gun and said.."Its a duck..but the other possibilities should be considered such as a hypertrophied sparrow or an atrophied ostrich..."

Radiologist quickly scanned the situation and mumbled.. ".. It can be a duck, a sparrow or an ostrich or even a hen ..however, Please correlate clinically.."

The surgeon was the only one who shot . Boom !!!! He blew it away . Then he turned to the pathologist & said , " Go and confirm whether thats a duck ."

The pathologist slowly carefully approached the bird and said... .

. "Specimen inadequate..."